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In school
Peter : What are you doing Hamid ?
Hamid : I am writing .
Peter : ( points to farsi alphabit ) They are very funny . are they alphabit or numbers?
Hamid : ( Slowly ) Kosse nanat funnyie madar jendeh !
Peter : Pardon Please !
Hamid : I said it's persian alphabit .
Peter : Ok . What are you writing ?
Hamid : Kossher !
Peter : What ?
Hamid : Ey baba , kossher !
Peter : What's that ?
Hamid : It's a kind of poem .
Peter : Really ?
Hamid : Yes
Peter : What kind of poem ?
Hamid : Pussy poem .
Peter : What's that ?
Hamid : Kosse nanat , It's a kind of poem that is only for iran . Not for your fucky language .
Peter : Ok . good Luck !
Hamid : Kosse nanat !
Peter : What ?
Hamid : Hichi baba velemon kon joone nanat .
Peter : Ok man , calm down ! See you !
Hamid : See nanato
Because I don't understand Danish I have to speak english with them .
Baba English !!!!!!!!! loooool

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